Family Pictures

We took family pictures the other day. The pictures went fine. I was opposed to taking any pictures where you sit on the floor but of course that's the first shot the chick lined up and the one we picked. Brother. I hate sittin on the floor for some reason. Mostly because they make these things called chairs that seem to work pretty well. I also do not understand the no shoes in our house rule that someone came up with. I'm not Japanese, so maybe that has something to do with it. It's just that I always end up stepping in water, and have to put a soggy foot into my shoes later, and it ruins the whole visit. The answer to that has been thick, cheap socks from Costco, which are absorbent, but that's another tirade. This is why people start blogs, by the way, so you don't have to read this kind of nitpicking in emails. Just put all your pet peeves on the web and let the world read them. The thing with blogs is there are millions of them, all full of complaints and nitpicks that are usually of this level of excitement, and really, nobody does read them unless the person ends up in news because of some horrible crime. Wouldn't Scott Peterson's blog be interesting? Too bad he didn't keep one. Pardon me, I am on a roll and can't seem to shut up. It's logorrhea of the keyboard.

If I ever become famous or infamous, enjoy the rant.